December 2011
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vol. XXIV: Artist Schmartist
New post! Dear Moneybags, Writers are People (with bills & expenses) Too…
“What is it with people having no problem throwing money at valet parking, tailors to hem their yoga pants, or cashmere toilet paper, but if you need some little creative person to actually create something for you? Peanuts…”
READ IT HERE!
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For the lean times...
I’m broke, you’re broke, we’re all broke! We’re broker than 2 Broke Girls, but not as broke as that homeless lady that lives on the corner bus bench. We should give thanks. Still, during the lean times when it hits me that my student loans ain’t going away and my bank account ain’t bursting at the seams, I go to a dark place and tell myself, “Screw it,...
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BUREAUCRACY word game!
I played a little word association game with some friends and asked what pops into their noggins when they hear the word BUREAUCRACY. The answers came back fast and furious - here they are! Comment with your own words if you wanna…
Time consuming, Cabinet, Stuffy, Government, Bullsh*t, Unnecessary Obstacles, Egomaniac, Unproductive, Red Tape, Headache, Congress, F*ckers, Lobbyist,...
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vol XXIII: Patchouli vs Prada!!
New post! Saving the universe one luxury yacht at a time…
“Seriously people I’m not making this stuff up. I research it, like an anthropologist of excess…”
READ IT HERE
