Posts tagged bureaucracy for breakfast

A call to arms against the most nefarious force known to students…

“Would the CEO of Sallie Mae advise his or her kids to take out loans if the family ‘lost it all’ in a bad pyramid scheme…?”

READ IT HERE: http://bit.ly/llW1aG

The power of the Pouf!

“Snooki and Vince Lombardi are like my twin pillars of strength…”

READ MORE HERE: http://bit.ly/kpuYJJ

well since the next post involves me reading Snooki’s sure-to-be-Pulitzer-worthy novel “A Shore Thing,” and since I am on the wait list at TWO libraries to get my hands on this coveted piece of literature, I thought we could revisit the post that started the Bureaucracy for Breakfast Snooki obsession. It’s called “Henry Miller, Snooki, steel coils, and the CAA Death Star.” Take a peek! I’ll be waiting patiently by the phone for the library’s call…

“I haven’t given up the alternate plan of getting sponsored by a fruity vodka and rolling around naked on a Vegas hotel bed with money flying all around the room…”

Read more here: 

http://lostinasupermarket.com/2010/09/bureaucracy-for-breakfast-vol-ix-henry-miller-snooki-steel-coils-and-the-caa-death-star/

Yes I feel like puking just like this half-dressed Barbie doll but… I’m getting on stage and reading from the blog tonight at Bang Studio in Hollywood at 8pm. Come on out if you’re in Los Angeles and watch me (hopefully) not puke. 

DETAILS HERE: http://www.bangstudio.com/

Scientology, Snooki and the death of poetry

“I imagined a slew of well dressed reality TV producers twirling their mustaches, thinking of the poor souls like me watching their evil creation…”

READ MORE HERE: http://bit.ly/fGMVyb

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