Posts tagged jersey shore
The power of the Pouf!
“Snooki and Vince Lombardi are like my twin pillars of strength…”
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well since the next post involves me reading Snooki’s sure-to-be-Pulitzer-worthy novel “A Shore Thing,” and since I am on the wait list at TWO libraries to get my hands on this coveted piece of literature, I thought we could revisit the post that started the Bureaucracy for Breakfast Snooki obsession. It’s called “Henry Miller, Snooki, steel coils, and the CAA Death Star.” Take a peek! I’ll be waiting patiently by the phone for the library’s call…
“I haven’t given up the alternate plan of getting sponsored by a fruity vodka and rolling around naked on a Vegas hotel bed with money flying all around the room…”
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… except for the fact that I never would have had this awesome experience and never would have written this if my boss hadn’t kicked me to the curb so… take THAT suckas!
Do Madmen Eat Scones? A civilized chat with post-punk artist Paul McCarthy: