Posts tagged snooki

The power of the Pouf!

“Snooki and Vince Lombardi are like my twin pillars of strength…”

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well since the next post involves me reading Snooki’s sure-to-be-Pulitzer-worthy novel “A Shore Thing,” and since I am on the wait list at TWO libraries to get my hands on this coveted piece of literature, I thought we could revisit the post that started the Bureaucracy for Breakfast Snooki obsession. It’s called “Henry Miller, Snooki, steel coils, and the CAA Death Star.” Take a peek! I’ll be waiting patiently by the phone for the library’s call…

“I haven’t given up the alternate plan of getting sponsored by a fruity vodka and rolling around naked on a Vegas hotel bed with money flying all around the room…”

Read more here: 

http://lostinasupermarket.com/2010/09/bureaucracy-for-breakfast-vol-ix-henry-miller-snooki-steel-coils-and-the-caa-death-star/

Medusa, Snooki and big giant tampons

“Of course we believe in imaginary creatures that no doubt lay in wait in our souls, and look like naked she-devils with snakes on their heads…”

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Scientology, Snooki and the death of poetry

“I imagined a slew of well dressed reality TV producers twirling their mustaches, thinking of the poor souls like me watching their evil creation…”

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Writing is as writing does…

“I haven’t given up the alternate plan of getting sponsored by a fruity vodka and rolling around naked on a Vegas hotel bed with money flying all around the room…”

Read more here: 

http://lostinasupermarket.com/2010/09/bureaucracy-for-breakfast-vol-ix-henry-miller-snooki-steel-coils-and-the-caa-death-star/

… except for the fact that I never would have had this awesome experience and never would have written this if my boss hadn’t kicked me to the curb so… take THAT suckas!

Do Madmen Eat Scones? A civilized chat with post-punk artist Paul McCarthy:

http://lostinasupermarket.com/2010/09/do-madmen-eat-scones/