Bureaucracy for Breakfast

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January 12, 2012

vol XXV: Planes, trains and acute nervous breakdowns …..

…Or, how Anne Hathaway made me feel like a hobo!

“The snow was slushy and when it hit my face felt a wee bit like little daggers rather than puffy snowflakes. The wind pulled a Pacquiao on my $1 umbrella turning it inside out like a bowl…”

READ IT HERE

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September 29, 2011

vol. XXI: An open letter to the CEO of the Succubus

I’ve penned a plea to the Oz behind Sallie Mae. I’m sure he’ll totally read it and then restructure student loans and we’ll all be happy.

“You’re a stuffy businessman, not Liberace or Andre Leon Talley. Be careful dude…”

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September 8, 2011

vol. XX How I learned to stop worrying & jump in the water with Great White sharks!!

OK here is PART 1 of 2 about my adventure cage diving with SHARKS!

READ PART 1 HERE

illustration by Amy Saaed

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June 30, 2011

vol. XVIII: “Sallie Mae can suck it”

A call to arms against the most nefarious force known to students…

“Would the CEO of Sallie Mae advise his or her kids to take out loans if the family ‘lost it all’ in a bad pyramid scheme…?”

READ IT HERE: http://bit.ly/llW1aG

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