Posts tagged unemployment

…Or, how Anne Hathaway made me feel like a hobo! 

“The snow was slushy and when it hit my face felt a wee bit like little daggers rather than puffy snowflakes. The wind pulled a Pacquiao on my $1 umbrella turning it inside out like a bowl…”

I’ve penned a plea to the Oz behind Sallie Mae. I’m sure he’ll totally read it and then restructure student loans and we’ll all be happy.

“You’re a stuffy businessman, not Liberace or Andre Leon Talley. Be careful dude…”

READ IT HERE!

Bureaucracy for Breakfast is featured in this in-depth Marketplace story about unemployment. If you’re in Southern California tune in at 8PM PST this Saturday or Sunday to 89.3 KPCC-FM and you can listen online HERE

The report explores some interesting aspects of what’s going on with our crazy economy. Here’s hoping things change!

I’m going shark cage diving… in a cage just. like. this.

“I’ve gotten myself into a pickle, all in the name of writing. And unemployment. And providing entertainment. Like a clown…”

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Comediva picked Bureaucracy for Breakfast as their latest Chick Click!

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Hi! Check out my interview with Self Scribes about the writing process, getting laid off, reading David Sedaris, and becoming addicted to Twitter…

READ IT HERE !!

A call to arms against the most nefarious force known to students…

“Would the CEO of Sallie Mae advise his or her kids to take out loans if the family ‘lost it all’ in a bad pyramid scheme…?”

READ IT HERE: http://bit.ly/llW1aG

The power of the Pouf!

“Snooki and Vince Lombardi are like my twin pillars of strength…”

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well since the next post involves me reading Snooki’s sure-to-be-Pulitzer-worthy novel “A Shore Thing,” and since I am on the wait list at TWO libraries to get my hands on this coveted piece of literature, I thought we could revisit the post that started the Bureaucracy for Breakfast Snooki obsession. It’s called “Henry Miller, Snooki, steel coils, and the CAA Death Star.” Take a peek! I’ll be waiting patiently by the phone for the library’s call…

“I haven’t given up the alternate plan of getting sponsored by a fruity vodka and rolling around naked on a Vegas hotel bed with money flying all around the room…”

Read more here: 

http://lostinasupermarket.com/2010/09/bureaucracy-for-breakfast-vol-ix-henry-miller-snooki-steel-coils-and-the-caa-death-star/

Medusa, Snooki and big giant tampons

“Of course we believe in imaginary creatures that no doubt lay in wait in our souls, and look like naked she-devils with snakes on their heads…”

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